My kid is a friggin' genius... and someday will park like an asshat.

"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi) 08/09/2013 at 22:00 • Filed to: kids say...

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My 2.5yr old has been working on spelling, and quite frankly has been crap at doing so until tonight. Yes, it's not a "real" word, it's just an initialism, but I'm still a proud Poppa.

Tomorrow we'll work on Audi, Porsche on Sunday, and Volkswagen early next week. Gotta work up to the big words.

scoob > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:07

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Volkswagen*

Bird > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:12

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Koenigggggsssssssseeeeeggggg...

You might need some more s's...and g's...and e's...

Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:14

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When he gets a little better, start confusing him with the french brands,

It's a "Porch-uh" > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 08/09/2013 at 22:23

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Why bother?

It's a "Porch-uh" > scoob 08/09/2013 at 22:24

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Yikes! Good catch.

delete-me-please123 > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:25

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Great job, congrats Dad!

But please, wait to introduce Duesenberg.

It's a "Porch-uh" > delete-me-please123 08/09/2013 at 22:27

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His last name isn't far off, so maybe after he learns to spell that.

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:37

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DSG and PDK await!

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:37

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The Stig's German-loving infant cousin.

delete-me-please123 > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:41

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I know its a repost, but maybe this is your son's future mail order Russian bride.

http://jalopnik.com/russian-man-di…

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RafelX > It's a "Porch-uh" 08/09/2013 at 22:43

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Well, he's off to a good start. He's clearly taking up 3 tiles when he only needed 2.

It's a "Porch-uh" > delete-me-please123 08/09/2013 at 22:49

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Haha! Right.

He's also a master at the badges, moving on to models (of cars, not women). Though he still pronounces Mitsubishi, "mit-su-be-she-she."

Orange Exige > RafelX 08/09/2013 at 23:42

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hahaha what an asshat!